Funny (SMS)

People say love brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life..
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I personally believe Pani Puri does a much better job! :P

Wise Advices :-P

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Kyun ke...main Gareeb ka beta hoon

   ○○●Main Gareeb Ka beta Hoon●○○

Haan,
Main ghareeb ka beta hoon…
Zindagi ko sitam main kehta hoon.

Majbooriyon me bhi khush rehta hoon.
Chand boondon se pait bhar leta hoon.

Kyun ke
Main ghareeb ka beta hoon…

Thandi mein thithoor leta hoon,
Barsaat mein bheeg leta hoon,
Garmi paaon jalaati hai …….
Toh
Pathron pe main so leta hoon.

Kyun ke
Main ghareeb ka beta hoon…

Kabhi sabzi, to kabhi kuch na milay,
Namak, roti pe main jee leta hoon,
Zakham chahay jaisa bhi ho,
Thori haldi main laga leta hoon,

Kyun ke
Main ghareeb ka beta hoon…

Ek kameez, ek patloon,
Roz bina sabun, main dhota hoon,
Bari dukaano ki ronak dekh,
Aksar khush main ho leta hoon,

Kyun ke
Main ghareeb ka beta hoon…

Gham bhi bohot hai.. Dard bhi hai..
Dil mein sab dabaa leta hon,
Kabhi akelay, to kabhi sab k samnay,
Aankhon se angootha bhigo leta hoon,

Kyun ke
Main ghareeb ka beta hoon..!!

Mere beetey huye lamho ka...

Mere Beetey huye Lamho ka Tamasha na Bana,
Ab maine seekha hai Mushkilo se Ladna..

 

Khilone de kar behelaya gaya hoon

KhiloNe de kar Bahelaya Gaya Hoon,
Mein KhUd aaya nahi Laya Gaya hoon.

Chali Aati hai dahm Hichkiya si,
KaHI mein YaaD Farmaya gaya hoon.

 

Rootha rahe wo mujh se....

Rootha rahe wo mujh se ye manzoor hai lekin,
Yaaron usse samjhao ke mera sheher na chodhe..!!

Khud bhi udas rehta hai mujhse khafa...

Khud bhi udas rehta hai mujhse khafa ho kar,
Iss tarah bhi woh shakhs mujhe chahta hai…!!

Hanste huye logon ko rulaya...

Hanste huye logon ko rulaya nahin karte,
Hum apna koi zakham dikhaya nahin karta,

Ik bar jisy apni nigahon se gira dain,
Phir us ko kabhi dil mein basaya nahin karte,

Us sakhs se mil kar mujhe ehsas hua hai,
Jo paird bade hote hain saaya nahin karte,

Rakhte hain unhe hum sadaa seeney se laga kar,

Dukh apna kisi ko bhi sunaya nahin karte,

Yeh khel mohabbat ka hai phir soch lo 'Zeeshan',
Kho dete hain yahan sab kuch paaya nahin karte..

Na de saka use Dhoka

Na de saka use DhoKa raahe safar me ,
Mohabbat abhi zinda hai mere DIL me. !!

Meri Gurbat ne Udaya hai mere ....

Meri Gurbat ne udaya hai mere funn ka Mazaak ,
Teri Daulat ne tere aib chupa rakhe hain.. !!

A Very True Quote

Raunake chali aayi...

 

Raunake Chali aayi GharoN se KabroN tak..
YahaaN bhi ab Naam ke Patthar Lagaye jaate haiN..!!

(Tariq Qamar)

I love my eyes when U..

I love my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

 

Toofano ka koi khauf nahi ...

Toofano Ka Koi Khauf Nhi Mujhe,
Hum To Mauj-E-Hawa Se Darte Hain.
Dushmano Se Nhi Hai Koi Rashq Mujhe,
Hum To Bas Dosto Ki Wafa Se Darte Hain….

Agar mere bas me hota to...

Agar mere bass me hota to tujhe urdu sikha deta ,
Urdu ek zabaan he nahi, ek tehzeeb bhi hai .!

Jane Duniya me aisa kyu

Jane Duniya Me Aisa Kyu Hota Hai..
Jo Sab Ko Khusi De Wahi Rota Hai..
Umar Bhar Jo Sath Na De Sake Wahi..
Zindagi Ka Pehla Pyar Kyu Hota Hai....!!

Nazar mila k Sanam ishq

Nazar mila k Sanam ishq ka aagaaz kiya!
Nazar juka kar mere dil ko bekaraar kiya ♥

Baha baha ke ye Asnsu..

Baha Baha ke ye Aansu Bikhar Chuki hoon main...
Samet ke zaat main apni ab Muskurana Chahti hoon.

Kaun yaad rakhta hai

Kaun yaad rakhta hai naam ko,
Log to cheheron ko bhi bhul jaate hain,
Aap samandar ki baat karte hain,
Log to aankhon me bhi doob jaate hain !!!

 

Chehrey Per Banawat

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Hua Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye,
Inkar Bhi Hai aur Iqraar Bhi Hai.

KaL mila waQt to ....

Kal Mila Waqt To Zulfain Teri Suljha Doonga
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main

Guzar jaayegi Zindagi...

Guzar Hi Jayegi Zindagi Us Ke Bagair Bhi ..
Wo Hasrat-e-Zindagi Hai Shart-e-Zindagi To Nahi </3

Muh Chupa ke ab kyun...

Muh chupa k Ab kyun Rota hai Mere Seene Mein...?
Aye ♥ Dil meri Tu Manta kab tha...?

Us bedard ko Chaha to mohabbat...

us bedard ko chaha to mohabbat samajh me ayi...
verna is lafz ki sirf tareef suna krte the.... </3

Na kar tu Bharosa.....

Na Kar tu BhaRosa Aapne SAYE ka,
AndHera hote hi SAATH chor denga..!!

Pakizah Mohabbat ko ...

Pakizah Mohabbat ko gunahgaar na karna..
Tum pyaar to karna magar izhaar na karna !!

Main Likhta raha...

Mein LikHta raha Jin Ki WaFai ke Kisse,
Wo Meri WaFai pe shakh kar baithe..

WALKING ALONE

▂ ▃ ▅ ▆ █ WALKING ALONE █ ▆ ▅ ▃ ▂

 

Touching Thought
Walking alone is not difficult…
But When You have walked so many miles with someone,
then coming back alone is much difficult…

•♥•♥•♥•♥ IT IS YOU ♥•♥•♥•♥•

•♥•♥•♥•♥ IT IS YOU ♥•♥•♥•♥•

It is you,
who make me feel special It is you,
who give me happiness It is you,
who becomes my companion It is you,
who cares me like my mom It is you,
who sits by my side in my loneliness,
and whom I love the most, it is you….

Wo Kareeb hi nahi aaye......

Wo Kareeb Hi Nahi Aaye To Izhar Kya Karta,
Khud Bane Nishane To Shikar Kya Karta,
Mar Gaye Par Khuli Rahi Aankhein
tu hi bta aye KHUDA
Isse Zyada Kisi Ka Intazar Kya Karta

 

Khwaab baste hain aankhon mein

khwaab baste haiN aankhoN meiN jugnuoN ki tarah
wo chala gaya magar aankho ko unjaala dekar..!!

Woh bhi Mujhe aziz tha....

Wo Bhi Mujhe Aziz Tha Main Bhi Usay Pasand,
Phir Jaane Kya huwa Ke Mohabbat Nahin Rahi

Touching Lines

Touching Lines ♥

 

"Ek Niwaale Ke Liye Maine Kiya Jiska Shikaar,,,,
Wo Parinda Bhi Kayii Roz Ka Bhooka Nikla."

Facebook Best Status

Funny Facebook Pic

Quite True

Unki Mohabbat ke abhi nishaan...

Unki Mohabbat ke abhi nishaan baki hai,
Naam lab par hai aur jaan baki hai .

Kya hua agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai,
Tasalli hai ki shakal ki pehchaan baki hai …!!

Juda Hone ka andesha....

Juda hone ka andesha’ juda hone se pehle tha,
Wo mujh se intehai khush’ khafa hone se pehle tha,

Junoon ka daur guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo,
Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha,

Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega,
Bohat hi ba’wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha

Funny Similarity

What is the Similarity between Facebook and Jail ??
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.In both Case One will Write on the Walls .. :P :P

 

 

 

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Funny Facebook Addiction

~~~~~FUNNY FACEBOOK ADDICTION~~~~~~~
 

TEACHER - Where are you Homework ?.

CHINTU - Madam Check it on Facebook.I have Uploaded its Screenshot and Tagged You.
:P :P :D

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Apne siva batao kabhi kuch....

apne siva batao kabhi kuchh mila bhi hai tumhein,
hazaar baar lee hain tumne mere Dil ki talaashiyan..!!

Theek Kehti thi.....

Theek kehti thi meri Haatho'N ki Lakeeren..
Tu agar Pyar Karega to Bikhar Jaayega </3

Ashq aankh me aa kar... (GHAZAL)

Ashq aankh me aa kar, haal-e-dil bataate hai'n...
Baat apne ghar ki hai, gair ko sunaate hai'n...

Manzile'n qadam choome, khuawb muskurate hai'n...
'''Azm ke musafir ko, raaste bulaate hai'n'''

Taj phenk do apne, takht chhodh do saare......
Is jahaan-e-faani se, khali haath jaate hai'n

Ye mazaar ke mulla, wo naseeb ke saudey....
Aayate'n bhi quraa'n ki, log bech khate hai'n

Foonk se kabhi mujhko, tum bujha nahi sakte....
is diye ko khud toofa'n, god me khilaate hai'n

Umr dhal gayi lekin, shokhiya'n nahi badlee'n....
Aaj bhi tere gaisoo, khushbuye'n lutaate hai'n

Be-hijaab banjaaran , naachti hai jab koii.......
Ye zameen hansti hai, aasman gaate hai'n

Jugnuo'n kabhi tum ik, shaam mere ghar aao.....
Sunte hai'n andhere bhi, tum se jagmagate hai'n

Gore gore ye bachchey, kiya haseen kaliya'n hai'n....
Titliya'n machalti hai'n, jab ye khilkhilaate hai'n.

ik kitaab dil ki 'adab', likh ke bhool aaye hai'n....
Kuchh waraq magar ab bhi, humko yaad aate hai'n.

BY-- Mansoor Adab Pahaswi.